The name given to the ragtag ensemble outfit that results from wearing some or all of the clothing you were given for Christmas.
Let's see, we've got a lurid green T-Shirt, a bright red jacket, some black denim jeans and a pair of bright white sneakers.
Yea, that's a Christmas clownsuit all right.
Yea, that's a Christmas clownsuit all right.
by Psychemaster December 25, 2010
When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music
“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”
(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!
(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!
by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 01, 2019
getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!
my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas
got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
by michael foolsley December 08, 2016
the “gæs” are an iconic groupchat on stan twitter. they have a musical, “gæs christmas musical” featuring one direction in many different forms
by otbadyson November 28, 2020
by Smallwiggly69 May 14, 2021
P : OMFG pea christmas soon - 22nd december cant wait
E : omg ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaame wow
A : WOOOOOO lets celebrate the recreation of jesus!
E : omg ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaame wow
A : WOOOOOO lets celebrate the recreation of jesus!
by i am amily December 06, 2012
Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.
<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.
Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.
Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.
Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.
Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.
by !JayAm! December 13, 2021