Texting Down Syndrome

Commonly known as TDS, is a term used when you accidentally send a text to a different person who you are having a separate conversation with that is completely irrelevant

(Bill to Amy) "I cant wait to see you again baby!"

(Amy to Bill) "I know, you made me feel so amazing..."

(Bill to JASON) " You were my first you know...."

(Jason to Bill) "What the hell are you talking about???"

(Bill to Jason) "SH*T... sorry Jason. Must be my Texting Down Syndrome again."

by BAwrestler12 July 2, 2011

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plural texting

The act of pretending to send a text message to a group of people by using plural words, in order to either
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day

Greg recieves a text message from Aimee that says "Hey, whats up homies?"
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.

by lettherebeaubrey February 18, 2009

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pop a text off

telling someone your texting

person 1 hey man whats up

person 2 not much hang on man i got to pop a text off

by lil bob jon 72 May 29, 2009

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machine gun texts

Texts that come in one per nanosecond, leaving you feeling like you're under attack.

Machine Gun Texter (MGT): Hey. 4:20
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21

by c_papav January 14, 2015

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