sparkle spray

When the male partner puts glitter in his penis hole and the ejaculates all over the girl's body.

Ron's girlfriend looked plain and boring so I had to give her the sparkle spray today.

by Rackasaurous April 4, 2014

Drive stay

The opposite of a drive by

It’s called a drive by, not a drive stay.

by Dwight_K_Schrute December 15, 2020

drive stay

Jake Paul didn’t fight Dillion Danis so he threw toilet paper at him and drove off.

Haters: Why didn’t you fight him
Jake: It’s not called a Drive Stay you dumb fucks!

by the reaper child December 15, 2020

Jell-o Spray

When someone tells a really funny joke, and some poor kid has jell-o in their mouth. The result is jell-o sprayed all over a lunch room.

Ew, gross! Some kid just Jell-o sprayed us!

by Peeko Yin July 14, 2011

I just love your spray tan!

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.

Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!

by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013

masturbating to stay warm

An interaction where a person strokes another's ego, which was passively prompted by the recipient of the stroke. "Masturbate" relates to the self-loving aspect of the interaction, while "staying warm" relates to the external stimulus from the compliment.

Joe's Facebook status (selfie in mirror with shirt off): I think my gym membership is paying off.

Pat: Yeah, I've noticed that you're looking mighty fine these days.

Joe: Thanks Pat! *feelings of warmth experienced by Joe*

Pat thinks: Joe is always masturbating to stay warm on Facebook.

by Sisterhood of Words March 27, 2017

say it dont spray it challenge

A challenge in which the challenger messages a friend either verbally or through email/text message to stop spitting in their mouth. The challenger continues until the challenged (normally a friend) either stops spitting in their mouth, the challenger accepts defeat and dies slowly as their body is slowly replaced by the challenged’s saliva, or the challenger decides the action is no longer worth their time.

Ex: I’m going to do the Say it Dont Spray it Challenge because Lila doesn’t know how to control herself. Lila needs to stop.

by Stop Spitting In My Mouth May 27, 2019