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Torpedo Snake 

Torpedo snake; When u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"
(Family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"
Torpedo Snake by MrWatermelon July 12, 2016
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London snake hole 

Just more useless slang for an asshole.
Anon : hey, did you know anon's such a London snake hole?

fish snake 

those are called eels.
eels are evil fish snake things

Sneaky Snake 

Someone who can get away with anything and it’s very slippery
damn mark stole my hair elastic what a sneaky snake”
Sneaky Snake by Sneaky snake101 November 16, 2017

Slippery Snake 

When a girl is giving you a handjob and the hand slips off the dick like a person trying to grab a wet snake.
I hate when u get the slippery snake action when there’s not enough traction

jimmy-snake 

verb- To carry or move an object in a snake like motion while working in tight spaces.
The elf jimmy-snaked the block to escape the hallway and avoid the ghost. Originated while playing Gauntlet on a NES circa 1988.
jimmy-snake by Grashopper-tiger March 23, 2019

Solid Snake 

The act in which your 'Big Boss' is fully erect.
Not to be confused with Liquid Snake which is primarily caused by heavy consumption of taco Bell. Me coming into the bedroom with my Solid Snake. My girlfriend: Snake Snake!!!!!
Solid Snake by sicmyduck June 27, 2019