Head Sausage

The protruding fat roll that exists on the back of the head where the head and neck meet. Usually on a fat / chubby man while sitting upright in a chair or on a bench.

Wow! Look at that! Hey, can I squeeze your head sausage?

by Jubantime July 19, 2015

slimy sausage

When you are going anal and she shits on your dick.

BITCH! YOU GAVE ME A SLIMY SAUSAGE!

by Eharrelson November 7, 2015

Summer Sausage

The bludge of a man's penis in a speedo, in the summer.

Did you see that guy's summer sausage?

by Gortlubes September 24, 2017

butthole sausage

a solid, sausage shaped poo emitted from the butthole

Ryan ate too many fiber one bars and shot out a butthole sausage

by madandry February 28, 2018

Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Water Sausage

Its bog weed but make it childish and fun

"OMG Sean look its a bog weed!"
"Sorry its a what?"
"Water sausage"
"No thats a bog weed you Dozy Sod"

by Zoent November 18, 2020

Ye sausage

A term that has quite recently originated from Liverpool. When a person finds someone physically and mentally inferior to them, the term “ye sausage” is used.

This is also a term that could be used to initiate a physical altercation between 2 people, generally used over Snapchat.

1)
Wool: “we doOn’t mess around over here mate”
Scouser: “Behave lad you’ll get it for the culture, ye Sausage”

2)
Wool: “frank lampard is better than Steven Gerrard”
Scouser: “meet me ye sausage”

by RichmondBiftas September 17, 2021