When you and your friend arrive at your house, you run well ahead of them and slam the door shut. Once inside, quickly attach yourself to the doorknob “butt plug style”. When the knob turns inside your anus and your friend pushes on the door…SURPRISE!!!
by Bortt October 17, 2020
Get the Surprise Partymug. Took home this gal that defined as a woman last night and got the southern surprise. Went to touch her bean and found her tree trunk.
by Bootyandbeast16 August 3, 2023
Get the Southern surprisemug. by MuckyMike November 4, 2010
Get the SkullFuck Brain Surprisemug. A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.
by Maddog55 October 27, 2019
Get the heady surprisemug. Pineapple Surprise – Double Shot of Vodka with a pineapple mixer.
Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.
Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.
Oh my god bro... I was so hung to the jesus bone that I had to go and have a pineapple surprise just to tackle the fear before my Monday morning sales meeting.
by Big_Brando_Baby September 1, 2013
Get the Pineapple Surprisemug. when your partner is fucking you up the ass and shits on your dick( or fake dick)and you suck the shit off, and he sticks the rest up the vagina. then the partner eats out the shitty vagina, and likes it.
by Carls and KC December 26, 2007
Get the The Chocolate surprisemug. When you cum in a girl's mouth and she blows a bubble then you say "GET READY FOR A SWEET TREAT!" and start violently charizarding her facial hair
by KittyXD69 March 30, 2024
Get the Bubble Gum Surprisemug.