military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
sergeant: lol
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
sergeant: lol
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Get the Noob mug.To demolish some new players or just plain bad players in a video game. To crush their hopes and dreams and win every fight you take. To beat someone so bad they never want to play again. To make that person feel embarrassed on the sticks and have them think why they ever picked them up.
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