Heath and Run

When a couple decides to name their kid heath and then put him up for adoption.

Theo “who the fuck names their kid heath?!”
Herbs “nobody, he was probably the victim of a heath and run!”
Theo “haha, fuck heath!”

by LinkDons August 14, 2019

Death Run

The act of jerking off in your room until the peak of orgasm before running to the nearest bathroom with your penis still in hand and nutting in the toilet bowl. The main objective is to not be caught/spotted by anyone in the household.

I had a successful Death Run last night.

by goatweed420 September 9, 2019

Ridge Run

When you and your friends get bored and decide to drive out to Maple Ridge, British Columbia. Typically executed late at night and without purpose.

I'm bored, you boys wanna cop a Ridge Run?

by Big Dad 69 69 69 69 69 69 September 28, 2019

Eat'n run

When you eat all the edibles without paying for one penny of them, and then you leave where ever you are.

I can't believe we paid all that money and he would eat'n run like that.

by Wakenbake69 June 7, 2017

Run Cum

when your having really nice sex but you have to leave quickly so you pull out and cum on her stomach

Jeff: Dude that girl you fucked was hot
Richard: Yeah to bad I had to Run Cum

by jasperr June 14, 2017

Running partner

Hidden girlfriend , until we're ready to let the world know that we're partners, lesbehonest.

Running partner , Don't tell anyone we're partners yet.

by Jackson haha May 13, 2018

Warrior Run

We live in butthumps no where and we love lifted trucks and midgets cause that's all the middle school is and we're overrun by cows and horses go figure

Warrior run more like running from the bull that escaped the fence for the billionth time

by Wetdogfarts February 4, 2020