Rock and Roll

The government can always blame domestic problems on Rock and Roll! It's the HOTTEST new scapegoat!

Before Rock and Roll, the government used to blame domestic problems on the Jews, but now they blame Rock and Roll! :D

Mom 1: Someone got shot? Oh that cursed Rock and Roll!!!

Mom 2: TURN DOWN THAT ROCK AND ROLL RACKET!!!

Mom 3: No, sweetie. Mommy needs to save her throat. She's working tonight.

Rock and Roll by Vitamins & STDs December 4, 2009

Barack N Roll 

The new tune of change written by Barack Obama.

Barack N Roll is the new tune of change.

Barack N Roll by Wade Moriarty February 29, 2008

Rick Roll

To 'Rick Roll' someone, is to send them a link and tell them that its an awesome video, but its Rick Astley.

Also;
If someone falls over, the proper etiquette is to shout 'Rick Roll!' at them.

btw check out this really funny video:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0





RICK ROLLED

Rick Roll by Rizopotamous December 16, 2008

That's how I roll 

A phrase used to defer responsibility, akin to "it is what it is". Usually used when someone's behavior is questioned, or when someone wants to brag about something they are subconciously not proud of.

Q: "So you tapped his girlfriend, and then when he found out...YOU kicked HIS ass!?!??"

A: "Fool shoulda known....That's how I roll."

That's how I roll by Kurt Erdman August 12, 2008

rock and roll

Another coinage from Vietnam to denote full automatic fire (usually of the AR-15/M-16. The early M-16/AR-15's did not have burst triggers - hence the whole magazine of 20-30 rounds could be run off fast). Hardly ever were two weapons fired in cadence so a long rrrriiiipppp of automatic fire followed by others had a surreal sound like bars from rock and roll songs.

Infantry conversation after a firefight: Hear that? Did you hear that?? I swear to Christ with us cappin` charlie and charlie cappin' us I fuckin' swear to God I heard someone playin' "Louie Louie" in there. Also to describe the state of mind and fighting mode intended by the grunts: "Fuck that 'pick `yer shot shit...I'm goin' in on rock and roll...gonna pray and spray the motherfuckers"

rock and roll by pikkil47 November 18, 2009

hot roll 

Process of smoking a roll, or smoking an MDMA pill. Usually accomplished by placing the roll intact or crushed on aluminum foil and applying a heat source to the underside of the foil.

When it's 5am in the morning and you want to get high fast and crash more quickly, someone may suggest you do a hot roll.

hot roll by polygon January 8, 2005

snake roll up 

when a guy wraps a fruit roll up around his trouser snake for the delight and enjoyment of his partner who proceeds to skining the snake's body/fruity skin using only her mouth and teeth

guy: hey do you wanna use a flavored condom
girl: how bout we do a snake roll up... ill get the fruit roll ups

snake roll up by mando8 December 16, 2008