Robert

A sweet slippery guy. He'll be the butter to your bread. Meaning his slippery dick will slide right into your soft bready hole. Robert is the kinda guy to have a threesome with your mom and sister just cuz he's so cool. Robert is also sexualy fluid so he'll get in whenever and with whoever. That includes youre dad, brother, pet dog and cousins. Robert loves everyone and everyone loves Robert. <3

Person 1: Robert totaly slid into my mom last night
Person 2: That happened to me to

by Cheese Balls 22 August 2, 2022

Robert Downey Jr.

is known as the actor who started the MCU in (2008) and be playing Tony Stark One last Time

Remember Robert Downey Jr. ?

by fortniteISDyingRip April 23, 2019

robert powell

a human who looks like freaking jesus but HE IS NOT

person1: hey who is that dude who looks like jesus?
person2: robert powell

by imabananadudedontalktomeh April 25, 2022

Robert

His shlong is so big you would think it was the Eiffel Tower. He has the sexiest body of anyone and has porn star potential. He pulls all the hoes. (even the black ones)

Robert? Fuck without hesitation!!!

by OhYeahDaddy12 April 4, 2023

robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.

“Did that person just do a robert pattinson”

by battheowldk December 9, 2020

Zoe roberts

The meaning of life

I found the meaning of life and its Zoe roberts

by Riffwaffle August 29, 2022

Robert

Robert is a Dutch male who thinks he is german. He talks german all the time, sings german march songs to make other people happy and farts in other peoples faces because he is a nasty german

Robert is a cool guy

by Jodler_heinz November 23, 2021