Heath and Run

When a couple decides to name their kid heath and then put him up for adoption.

Theo “who the fuck names their kid heath?!”
Herbs “nobody, he was probably the victim of a heath and run!”
Theo “haha, fuck heath!”

by LinkDons August 14, 2019

Got run on

When you beat someone quite badly (in sports or video games usually)

Dude I got a double hatty in Rocket League they straight got run on!

by Wolfgang40014 June 25, 2018

Warrior Run

We live in butthumps no where and we love lifted trucks and midgets cause that's all the middle school is and we're overrun by cows and horses go figure

Warrior run more like running from the bull that escaped the fence for the billionth time

by Wetdogfarts February 4, 2020

The Buffalo runs

a variation of the runs you get after eating a massive amount of buffalo wing sauce that results in burning pain around your buttocks

Dude after the jets game i had the buffalo runs for an hour...

some stayed dry, i felt the pain

by Spicy Pepper March 2, 2010

brown run

Quite simply, a 'Brown Run' describes the hurried scurry to find the nearest Khazi when one feels ‘under pressure’ and is quickly realising that one should really have shat earlier, indeed much earlier !

"Just got back from skiing holiday, no bloody snow on the black run! I did the blue run tho, anywayz, I've just travelled 300mile down from Newcastle, I'm off for a Brown Run!"

by Zerlina Pablos January 27, 2007

Death Run

The act of jerking off in your room until the peak of orgasm before running to the nearest bathroom with your penis still in hand and nutting in the toilet bowl. The main objective is to not be caught/spotted by anyone in the household.

I had a successful Death Run last night.

by goatweed420 September 9, 2019

Eat'n run

When you eat all the edibles without paying for one penny of them, and then you leave where ever you are.

I can't believe we paid all that money and he would eat'n run like that.

by Wakenbake69 June 7, 2017