grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.

Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."

by the_earl December 16, 2013

grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.

Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."

by the_earl December 16, 2013

forty pound challenge

When a single man is offered a pair of used jeans that should fit and he discovers they don't. This discovery prompts the individual to lose forty pounds over a pre-determined period of time, thus beginning the forty pound challenge.

Austin: Hey Ace, try on these pants, if they don't fit I'm gonna toss them.

Ace: Damn, these are way too tight. They would have fit a few years ago, I guess it's time to start a forty pound challenge.

by Tarbargain January 14, 2014

triple pounder

Triple penetration of a woman by a single or multiple partners.

"She's a triple pounder and likes every orifice filled"

Triple penetration orifice Triple pounder

by TripleDip February 15, 2014

top pounding

When you slam a girl hard and fast for a short amount of time

Hey babe keen for some top pounding tonight

by booger246895 April 25, 2014

shame pound

When you wake up drink the coagulated cocktail on your nightstand from the night before.

When she woke up this morning she shame pounded her grey hound from the night before. It's funny cause it's true.

by Slick Mickey November 6, 2015

poop pounder

compressing poops doing anal intercourse...or pound the poops further..

Pat repaired the toilet floating plug so there will be enough water inside tank force the poops down when flushing. Pat is known for being the best poop pounder!

by MNPumamaster December 7, 2015