phonejam

the combination of earwax, sweat and dirt that builds up around the edges and in the depressions of your mobile phone or its case.

man, I haven't cleaned my case in months, it's almost black with phonejam.

by dankhaddock January 7, 2012

phone pecker

A person who is constantly looking at and poking they're phone, no matter where they are, while not listening to someone while they are talking.

Stop being a phone pecker and listen to me.

Hey phone pecker how's your fingers?

Get ya beak out of ya 5S ya phone pecker.

by Jay Lebel June 19, 2014

Phone Slut

A person who takes other people's phones to look through their pictures and get dirt on the owner of the phone and other people.

Person 1: OMG! You have a screenshot of this convo with Dillon! He asked for nudes!

Person 2: Stop being such a phone slut. It's not cool.

by SoGenius June 30, 2014

Phone Defense

To pull out your phone and aimlessly go through contacts, etc., when faced with passing strangers, as to not look like a friendless loser.

Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.

"I went to this show alone, and in between sets when other people were talking I used my phone defense."

by help. September 2, 2014

phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015

phonecation

When you take a vacation from your phone. Generally, it's 2 or more days.

I took a phonecation and now I'm a better person.

by ToastyToastedToast May 18, 2016

phone pog

When you and your friends stack your phones on top of each other, then take the heavier of the phones and smash it atop the others. This is revered to "phone pog", much like the normal version of pog, only super awesome and cool.

If you're bored, why don't you all stack your phones up and play a game of phone pog?

by Ageofchronic January 12, 2017