Nun Playing the Trumpet

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.

I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.

by RedRockRun October 18, 2013

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playing with my tablet

Slang for Masturbating

wildKat: what were you up to?
Devenaira: I... uh.... ummmm... I was playing with my tablet.

by xxxkitkat July 31, 2017

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playing the meat flute

sucking dick

"i heard Caleb is playing the meat flute"

by taconigger March 5, 2016

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play the Santa card

When an adult tries to influence a child's behavior by telling them that Santa Claus is watching.

The kids I was babysitting were so incorrigible I had to play the Santa card.

by Grace Hicks December 5, 2012

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you played me

Getting played, thought you were something to someone but really you were getting taken as a joke the whole time.

jake: Hey you haven't been answer my calls
Lily: yea because you played me
Jake: your trippin

Lily: ON THE PHONE WITH OTHER WOMEN, IM JUST YOUR BOOTY CALL.
Jake:chillll it's not that serious

Lily: you played me, bye jake
Jake: shit I don't even care

by Onna.babiii❤️ November 21, 2018

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playing base

A term heard mostly in northern California, used by all the potheads as slang for smoking pot. It's short for playing baseball.

a pipe is called a bat.
the marijuana is called baseball.

The name could have come about because it's America's Favorite Pastime, or because when smoking with a bunch of friends, when your turn comes, it's called your hit, same as it would be in the sport of baseball.

"Hey man, we're gonna be playing base tonight, wanna join?"

"I'm so base." -high person
"I hit a HOME RUN!" -really high person

by Nuni April 23, 2008

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