soda machine break up

A relationship that takes several break-ups and make-ups to end, rather like trying to tip over a soda machine by rocking it back and forth.

"Did Jack and Jill get back together again? This is like the fourth time"
"It's a soda machine break up. Give it time, they've almost got it tipped over"

by B Mike December 24, 2007

you're breaking my heart

from a simpson's episode; the act of splitting one's heart in two.

"Marrrrrggee, you're breaking my heart"

by ryankirkpatrick August 7, 2006

breaking his water

When one guy TOPS a bottom bro's butt and discovers there's some water left inside his ass from the cleaning. Oops.

Steven tapped John's freshly cleaned butt...so fresh, oops, breaking his water.

by Vichan November 26, 2007

Breaking the BYU honor code

A euphemism for having sex, as made famous by BYU basketball player Brandon Davies, who was kicked off team for admitting premarital sex with his girlfriend.

Red-blooded male: It's Saturday night and I'm getting wasted. If all goes well, I will be breaking the BYU honor code later tonight.

by TBag 685 March 21, 2011

Break the round barrier

To finally break out a fart which has been rejecting entry to the atmosphere for a long time

"Ahhh, I just broke the round barrier"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Break-Up Face

The face in which you look as if your girlfriend broke up with you. A sad yet funny face.

Dude, did you see Josh's Break-up Face when he hit an old bitch with his car?

by Skate2daMusic July 24, 2009

Shopping bag bathroom break

When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.

Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.

by Lead Party Cheif September 3, 2009