Driving in My Car

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS FUCK
WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

I was driving in my car, until I decided to run over a few innocent pedestrians.

by IAMVERYHUNGRY September 26, 2025

Teletubby Drive-By of 2022

Walter White and a blue 1980s Lego Spaceman drove around on a couch around the g_flatgrass map while shooting a bunch of wild teletubbies.

Me and my cousin recreated the Teletubby Drive-By of 2022 in Garry's Mod.

by Ligma Patient 420 October 1, 2022

Drive By Sticky

The act of driving up to your ops house with your comrade, getting out of the car, and placing a sticky note onto their property, and drive away.

Extra points if in fursuit

“Wanna do a drive by sticky later? Let’s put it on Jackie’s flagpole, we can write about Jesus”

by RJwazhere April 28, 2024

North Dakota Drive-by

When a group of friends fill up a water gun with their semen and proceed to spray it at pedestrians while driving by.

My cousin got hit with the North Dakota Drive-by last week.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

drive-thru

When you go take a shit straight after having eaten something.

Yesterday I pulled a drive-thru after eating Taco Bells.

by ItsSupaMario March 31, 2020

drive bar

A liquor shop you can "drive-by".

A combination of the word "dive-bar" and drive-drive-thought

Lets just stop by the closest drive bar

by L0sTy aka Gaia November 28, 2024

Astral Drive Junior High

Its a school that smells like cheese and is to crappy for anyone to care about it.

Person 1 - Hey what school do you goto?
Person 2 - Astral Drive Junior High, why?
Person 1 - Andy Fisher, go think of what you just said!!

by andyrewrew October 7, 2011