Fruit Ninja

A friend you suspect might be homosexual however they conceal it well.

Hugh Jackman can act, sing and dance on Broadway however he is married, has three kids and plays a bad ass Wolverine; fruit ninja.

by Hexagram July 7, 2012

UPS Ninja

Fast, silent, and deadly. He has the guise of a normal UPS man, but in reality he is a ninja. It is rare to catch a glimpse of him as he stealthily drops packages on the doorsteps of victims everywhere.

I was struck by the UPS Ninja today... I never even saw him coming.

by BooJoh August 6, 2004

scrap ninja

A scrap ninja is a junk metal collector who comes the evening before the garbage gets picked up but grabs the scrap metal, silently, and likely within the 5 minutes it took you to bring it out to the curb and walk back to your garage.

Wife: Did you take that aluminum awning out to the curb?

Husband: Yeah, like 2 minutes ago. Why?

Wife: <peering out the window at the curb> It's not there. Are you sure you took it out?

Husband: <also peering out the window at the curb> Scrap ninja must have grabbed it.

by Ben Chott October 14, 2009

panty ninja

A guy who is able to stealthily infiltrate, using charm or bravado, almost any female's defense barrier, namely whatever pantywear is "defending" her lower territories.

Greg: Yo, Eric, can you believe TJ hit that blonde chick's gash last night?
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.

Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.

by mr pinky June 26, 2007

loot ninja

An mmorpg term referring to a devious being who takes phat l00t that is not rightfully his. They often try to cover up their evil ways by blaming their non existent little brother.

Angry party member: Hey you stole my phat l00t!

Loot ninja: I'm sorry my little brother was playing! It's not my fault!

by Tvet July 5, 2007

Grill Ninja

Experienced, skilled culinary artist or cook. Capable of multi-tasking, with great knowledge of steak, cooking methods and food products. By nature, the Grill Ninja should have special skills and talents in combat arts. It may be difficult to see a Grill Ninja, as they are always in the middle of the action. A Grill Ninja can be found working their magic in an indoor or outdoor cooking environment.

Like a Grill Ninja, the kitchen staff cooked 200 steaks, prepared a catering and finished cleaning the kitchen.

by grillninja75 January 2, 2012

Web Ninja

An individual who knows how to build blogs and create a residual income stream from selling digital products online. All they need is a laptop and WiFi to live their best life. A web ninja typically travels around the world and sleeps in every day. They live life on their own terms.

Damn, Pat is living in Mexico again for the whole Winter. What a web ninja.

by Pat Ness May 27, 2018