Nathan

That one guy at your school who is constantly horny, like all the time. He walks around with a boner and is staring at people.

"Nathan, is that a pencil in your pants?"
"no."

by RinTamashiNoKami April 22, 2022

Nathan

Large head, beautiful personality.

“Nathan’s got such a massive head”
“Yeah but he’s a good bloke

by cool_virgin airline April 27, 2022

Nathan

Person who sleeps for half of the day in VrChat

Nathan is tired, like always.

by LowSquare April 30, 2022

Nathan Pilgrim

Fortnite Geek who hasn’t had the light of day shed on his frail skin.

That Nathan Pilgrim kid is so white.

by HonestPilgrim56715 May 3, 2022

Nathan

A crackhead with a small dick.

Wow, it's so small, Nathan!

by PercsGonStabDamiensBack559 May 7, 2022

nathan

such a npc

youre such a nathan

by juawyw625623432dafaw May 7, 2022

Nathan

Nathan is a nerd virgin who always has a strangely patterned winter coat on. His glasses are thicker than molasses and he gets no bitches. He has a scar on his right cheek because a bullet grazed his face when he was but a chil’. His bedtime is definitely 7:00 pm and everyone makes fun of him because he plays coolmath games on his crusty laptop. His backpack is taller than him and he could definitely fit inside it. He a runner he a track star. If you see a Nathan, RUN because he is always faster.

“Wait, is that Coat Boy?”
“No, that’s my boy Nathan”

by GILF_hunter666 May 9, 2022