Mrs thompson

The myth, the legend, mrs thompson. Ooooh boy. Where should I start? Mrs Thompson will not tolerate mischievous kids and if you're sleeping or being sassy with her or maybe even if you were right she will throw the book at your face. Oh and she has a masters degree. Now with Mrs Thompson she is never wrong. You are never right. she teaches the skills that we will learn in college and high school but I have yet to use the skills. Oh and she has a masters degree. Her armpit stains and camel toes will not stop her from making your life hell. Oh did I already tell u she has a masters degree?! Hahaha ok

"Mrs Thompson has a masters degree"

by Mrs.lakewoodannon January 13, 2019

Mr Lavoie

A teacher who, in reality, is an egg and who doesn’t know how to explain his material.

Wow, that chemistry teacher is a real Mr Lavoie...

by Cup ‘a’ coffee August 12, 2018

Mrs. Atkinson

Imagine the bitchiest teacher to ever live. Round and fat as shit body, skinny ass legs that make her look like Shrek, always calling students out for the stupidest things, and calling everyone sir as if the kids are the prostitutes she tried calling up last night. Yeah, well this bitch is the perfect definition of that. She literally has no ass. Her legs have the circumference of a tooth pick, and her body has the circumference of a small dining room table. Each fucking wrinkle she has on her saggy ass face resembles another prostitute bailing out of that loose ass pussy. Her pudgy ass face looks like a dick from the 1600s. She waddles from side to side as if she took in a good one inch from her pink Hello Kitty vibrator. And lastly, she's probably written up at least 50 kids or more in the last two months. Unless everyone finally got scared of her and her saggy tits hanging over

you while she scolds you. For all the students who may have her as a substitute, if you see her... RUN!!!

Person 1: Who do you have as a sub next block?
Person 2: Mrs. Atkinson

Person 1: Oh shit.. Get ready for the saddest and hardest 50 minutes of your life.
Person 2: ...

by A saggy ass piece of shit June 3, 2018

Mrs Carino

Usually a very mean teacher, often gives detention for no reason at all. A mrs Carino usually looks like your great grandmother, yells a lot, and gets roasted easily.

Jimmy: Yo you see that mrs carino tho? She lookin like tinker bell but homeless
Whole classroom: *DIES*
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Bob: *whispers* what is for lunch I can’t read
Mrs carino: THATS DETENTION FOR A WHOLE WEEK AND IF YOU BACKTALK ME ILL WHOOP YOU

by Oxi clean June 11, 2018

Mrs. Swalgin

A teacher that likes to take out her insecurities on innocent students.

She is a green belt in karate, and will beat the living shit out of you if you don't bow down to her.

Student: Hi, what's up Mrs. Swalgin?
Mrs. Swalgin: My cock is what will be up your ass if you don't get suckin' on these toes.

Student: yes ma'am

by Boot Licker November 6, 2019

Mr. Crabs

A thicc ass crab you dont want in your bed.

Mr. Crabs is Raping me This isnt fake im serious oh go helplrgpouhrg

by icantfindanameso December 18, 2019

Mrs. Held

A.K.A MRS. HELL. She is a teacher who doesn't grade papers and hates many of her students.

Why is my teacher a Mrs. Held?

by Idunno92i May 29, 2019