by ksnsnsn June 2, 2020
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Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
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The squirrel: *starts crying*
by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020
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by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020
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Get the Matthew mug.Matthew can be a very nice guy but at the same time be a fucking retard. He has a constant obsession with turtles but doesn’t let that passion get in the way of his godly COD snipes. Also as other matthews he is known to be forever stuck as a virgin.
by Voltdefines July 20, 2020
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Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles
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