March 18th

OMG JOHN DOE!!!!!!!! 🙉🙈🙉🙈🙉🙈

Brad: hey did u check out the John Doe game on march 18th
Me: Yea, why?
Brad: OMG U GONA BE HACKED EAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!,

by chingchenghanji January 24, 2022

29th of March

The day Spain gets destroyed.

Have you heard that Spain will be destroyed on the 29th of March?
Yes, i have.

by SpainHater69 February 8, 2022

March 9th

NATIONAL BOYFRIEND'S DAY:
Take this day to appreciate your boyfriend and love him and thank him for everything he does for you! Don't forget to show him off

Oh hey it's March 9th, time to go give my boyfriend head .

by kklohbdu.mom March 8, 2021

March 27

National grow a moustache day

To all the weak men and most women if u are unable to grow a moustach that day by 23:37 then their tall friend could hit them round the head yelling 'I LIKE UR CUT G!'

Yo Jack
yeah yeah
U know what day it is
march 27-
*Slaps Jack hard roumd the head*

by moustacheman27 March 10, 2021

march 11

international “don’t come to somebody’s house empty handed”

- my mom invited me to her house for kugel.

- noice but it’s march 11, you gotta bring mini tomatos there

by thebestdefiniotist March 10, 2021

14 March

National ask your crush out day!

Emma: Hey Jordan, Will you go out on a date with me?
Jordan: Why are you asking?
Emma: Because it's the 14 March, National ask your crush out day!

Jordan: I- I- I'm.. Your crush?
Emma: Yep! So, Will you go out with me?
Jordan: Of Course, I've been waiting for you to ask me this for so long!
Emma: Yay!!

by Daryna Popach March 14, 2021

March 22nd

The day you get to kiss ur bf/gf whenever you want to

Hey babe, it’s March 22nd, so you know what that means *kisses*

by pplove March 21, 2021