luke

their only quality is being a male…

have you met luke?
no but he sounds like a male
yeah that’s pretty much his only quality

by ur fish April 7, 2022

Luke

Luke is the English way of saying Lucas. People named Luke are guys who typically lie, are addicted to vaping and use the word youse unironically. Despite these flaws Luke’s are still one of the boys and will always be there to have a drink with if the goings get tough. You will have to buy the drinks though.

“Oi Luke chuck us a beer and stop sucking that cancer stick ya cunt”

by Truthteller79698909 September 1, 2021

Luke

He is a Dyck who loves girls. He loves coffee and his motto is, "5000 girls on the wall, 5000 girls, knock one down and spin around 4999 girls on my wall." That man has so many girlfriends!

Liam: {Hey, isn't that your girlfriend?}

Keenyn: {Nope, Luke stole her!}

by HateroftheWorld May 22, 2019

Luke

Luke’s are the cream of the crop, the eyes. the hair, the smile, everything about them is perfect, don’t be afraid of their hard shell on the outside, the inside they’re actually very sweet and caring. If you get a chance of being with one, don’t hesistate

Meredith: Luke’s so cute!
Ava: Ikkkkk i wanna be his friend
Luke: Wuzzup ladies?
Meredith and Ava: *MOAN*

by QWEROFJWODOFJRBR April 10, 2021

Blonde Luke

Luke is a charming boy at first but as it goes he turns into one of those liars you cant trust.

He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls

Blonde Luke :Hey my mum could die in a few weeks.
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.

1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...

by sheahoee July 2, 2014

Luke

You are the best, you have a good soul, a good heart and being, that is why you are worthy.

Mahiwaga pipiliin ka sa araw-araw

Always remember you are worth it Luke.

- kath

by Prwtty November 24, 2021

Luke Evans

A fat ginger bastard who thinks he can run a company but couldn't run a bath if he tried. The fat lazy glass back cunt

"Who's management today?...Luke Evans"

by Panam Logistics November 14, 2021