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Jordan

She is very and bright in the mind. Jordan is a mix between an introvert and an extrovert. She has some friends but she doesn't have very many. Jordan also doesn't understand personality types. She is short, or else she is average height. She hasn't had any boyfriends, except 1 who basically didn't count, and she had one that she liked and didn't like but people kind of ruined it for her- at least for most Jordan's. Jordan is very pretty and usually pretty fit. She has an open mind and is very happy even though she may not seem that way. Sometimes she is upset or stressed with some things in her life but not normally. She is very kind and CAN NOT make ANY good jokes- they are only funny because of how bad they are. Jordan's LOVE kids, she wants to play with them all the time and she thinks they are super fun. Jordan has pretty long beautiful eyelashes. She is not so good at paying attention though. Although she can still do her homework, it just takes her hours unless she is in a homework vibe or productive, do stuff, get done vibe. Jordan goes through and has lots of different vibes. Jordan likes to play sports, especially swim team.
"Hey look there is Jordan sitting over with Lane!"

"Oh, she just fell off the bench laughing!!"
by Heyheyheyyy1800 February 4, 2021
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Le Jordan Shaker

Le Jordan Shaker Est Une Dance Pratiquées Chez Les Nécromanciens
Pour Glorifié Jordan Le Nécromancien avec sa grosse tête cubique là
Bref Voici Un Exemple
Le Jordan Shaker Oe!1!1!1!1!1!!1
bouge ton fessier!!!!!
by Trueyyy December 6, 2022
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Jordan

A Jordan is a cousin to a Karen. A Jordan is somebody, usually a white male, who on topics of social justice holds that there are many layers of counterintuitive reality that only themselves and other Jordans understand and which imply that nothing can or should be done toward progress in those areas. So named because they're often followers of Jordan Peterson.
Before that Jordans told me about black privilege I was out there protesting like a fool I'm ashamed to admit.
by Brio Springforward July 7, 2020
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I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm
by You’re Pilot December 6, 2019
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Jordaned

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.
Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!
by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017
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jordan spivey

The worst type of driver known to mankind
That guy was driving like a real Jordan Spivey
by Trjohns2144 December 19, 2016
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Jordan

me: hi
jordan: hi
by Fake Repster November 16, 2021
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