Jesse Jones

A strange looking blonde guy who typically doesn't know how to talk to bitches and smells bad

¨Hey look its Jesse Jones, those women are running away from him"

by Stephen Jones May 14, 2024

jeep jones

The name for a function room located inside a hotel lobby that catches you by surprise while eating the free breakfast.

Wow, I didn't know that was here! What a jeep jones.

by Amity Park Ghost Boy December 13, 2021

Pulling a jones

When someone complains about life in a sarcastic way as a cry for attention, even when their life is good

He's complaining how he can't afford a PS4 and a Macbook in the same month. Talk about pulling a jones, am I right!

by Tseug February 21, 2015

Pulling a jones

Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.

Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?

Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*

by Pickle riiiiick January 10, 2018

joned

basically when you smoke that og sticky purple like TheLonerJoner

hey man you are acting really silly rn are you joned?
sahh dude

by stickypurpenjoyer March 23, 2023

Drinkless Jones

Is being barred from a pub for slagging of a Landlord to the Landlords girl friend.

We can't go to the Egerton Drinkless Jones is barred.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Gary Jones

Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.

The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"

by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 02, 2020