Jadded

To have spilt something(Usually beer or salsa) on your jacket or child.

I jadded myself at the restaurant.

by Colbyjitsu08 March 3, 2022

Jaden The Hot Man

He has a big penis to pound ur mums ass or fanny

I am getting shagged by jaden the hot man

by Jadenisswaggyyy March 5, 2022

jaden.vr

jaden.vr is so bad, he has trash internet. He always has tag lag

“jaden.vr has tag lag”

“Your wifi sucks jaden.vr”

by Whybroonurban March 5, 2022

Jade

Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.

N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?

C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.

N: Why is she so short bro?

C: Why are you so damn fine bro?

N: Oh.

by Grogg76 March 8, 2022

Jaden

Jaden is one of the best people I have met. He's passionate, caring and loving. He's attractive from his hair to feet. He's dark caramel hair brings out the color of his beautiful eyes. Once I look into his eyes, I get lost in them. They're a never ending pretty color which suits him well. He's around 5'4-5'5 in height but it matches well with mine. He can't keep a favorite but the main three are red, blue and green. He plays around a lot, but sometimes it can be taken in the wrong way. He's quiet at first but once he gets to know you. He becomes comfortable and will start opening up. He doesn't talk about his feelings much but if you manage to get him to tell you, keep him safe and be there for him. He can be dirty-minded by times but he can keep control of it. There's some things he likes to be done towards him like playing with his hair, making eye contact, fidgeting his fingers, sitting on his lap, having deep conversations. If ur friends or are in a relationship with someone named Jaden, keep him.

Friend : How are things with Jaden?

Me : He's honestly the best and keep's me the best company.

Friend : Yeah that's definitely a Jaden.

by Chantilly <3 March 14, 2022

Jade

Jade is a very beautiful person, every time you are with her she makes you feel more than happy. she extraordinary and awesome she has a gorgeous face and her style no one can compete with. she’s independent and can get out of toxic relationships very easy. She knows what to see in a guy and is athletic she’s smart and very funny you look at her and you feel like you are going to die over how sexy she is. in conclusion to all the boys out there i don’t know what you can’t see in her. if you don’t have a jade in your life then go find one at the end of the day “jade” is a adjective

girl: i want a friend like jade
boy: she’s so pretty

by teamwheel March 21, 2022

Jaden

jadens are poeple with very big massive boobs and loves to touch everything. Jadens are people who love to pee themselves. Jadens will fuck any guy any day for free. Jadens are big hoes. Jadens also loves ass cheeks.

I love to kiss Jaden

by Jaden poops alot #fat ass March 23, 2022