That one twink you'd want in your life. Yeah, you heard me. Y'know, that one brunette boy, short, perfect body. That one. The one that has a soft, gentle voice and such great tone with words, you'd swoon instantly. The one that's so kind with others and curious about the world around him. The one that can turn you on faster than the speed of sound. The one that could last hours in your arms and still be perfectly fine.
That's the kind of Jackson I mean.
That's the kind of Jackson I mean.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jackson over there?"
Person 2: "That one twink? Yeah. You think he's single?"
Person 1: "I dunno, but I'm gonna talk to him. He's pretty cute."
Person 2: "That one twink? Yeah. You think he's single?"
Person 1: "I dunno, but I'm gonna talk to him. He's pretty cute."
by H3RMEDES November 22, 2022

When him/her give a handjob in the dennys parking lot with blue and red hot icing untell he blows a load on the food of choice and yell SHAZAM!
by Big gumper July 28, 2025

A poet who probably existed during the famed Elizabethan Era, but whose work did not survive plagues, famines, and fires. Legend has it on good authority that he was a thing, and he wrote famous poems like Ode to Ye Farting Muse, The Ballad of the Blazing Bunghole, Sonnet of the Squeaking Sphincter, and others that have been lost to history. He is also rumored to have dabbled into musical theatre, with Assgas! The Musical.
by stroodlemc August 8, 2025

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Someone who will play among us with you, beat you in 8-ball even though he said he was horrible at it, and talk lots of shit to you. However, he’s pretty chill. #fkyoutho
Jackson is smarter than a bridge kid.
by ilikehisdick872 November 9, 2021


The sweetest boy on earth. Jackson is kind, understanding, mature, absolutely gorgeous, and super smart. Everybody loves him and if they don’t, it’s only because of their own insecurities and incompetence that makes them project onto a perfect person like Jackson. He is caring, loving and nurturing. If anybody hurts him they should die because he deserves the world.
Lady: I’m looking for a boyfriend rn I’m so lonely
Lady’s friend: Omg! I’ve got the perfect guy his name is jackson, you’ll love him!
Lady’s friend: Omg! I’ve got the perfect guy his name is jackson, you’ll love him!
by 234slayed February 25, 2022
