Jacob

a white name for a boy

white mother: what should i name him?!
White daughter: connor?

White dad: NO NAME HIM JACOB KAREN!

by Ok boomer October 28, 2019

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the silent one in the friend group who's only still here because his girlfriend said so and if he left he would have no friends

jacob: wants to leave
his gf: no baby boo your ass is staying here

by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021

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Jacob is probably the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life, times may be hard but he will come around. to be honest, you will fall in love with him, but he's not good at relationships, he says that he cant do them, but give it time you say, trust me we can make it work! So many promises will be made during your time together and thoughts will be shared, your skin will touch, smiles will be upon your faces, tears will be shredded, but in the end, you and he both love each other very much. Days will be long, nights will be long, you will call all hours of the night.
Jacob is gorgeous, beautiful, handsome, he really is someone you'll want to marry, he will make you feel many things, many emotions, he will definitely make you angry, sad, and so many other things, he will make you feel good. You will want to make him feel good.
He doesn't really share his emotions but you will know when something is up, you will want to give him the world you will want to give him all the hugs, kisses, cuddles, you really just want to give him everything he's ever wanted. though he will want space, so give him space. Honestly, you think he is broken inside, so you try to help. Being with a Jacob may be hard, but you'll enjoy it while it lasts. Being with him will be complicated.

Friend: How's it going with you and Jacob?
You: Oh, well it's definitely going. All I know is that I love him, and he loves me too.

by kennychan January 21, 2021

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