Crossreference Internet Stalking

To creepily stalk another person by looking at their accounts on two different websites (Ex. Twitter, Facebook) and then discussing they websites in comparison.

"She wrote on my Facebook wall about my latest Tweet. How creepy. Such Crossreference internet stalking."

Crossreference Internet Stalking by lilliegeena March 13, 2010

going on the internet

Going online with your friends to do internet activities such as posting dank memes. Generally occurs after smoking marijuana, but it is possible to go on the internet in any mindset.

Person1: Hey! Wanna spend some time going on the internet later?
Person2: Sure, but I only do that after I smoke a bowl.
Person1: That sounds like fun to me! Let's see how many memes we can fit on the internet at once!
Person2: You crazy son of a bitch, I can't wait to go online!

going on the internet by internetboi2015.biz/dank/onlin January 26, 2015

internet faggot 

Someone who relies on the internet for knowlege. If they don't know what something is, instead of asking you they go to www.google.com, search it, read some random crap then (usualy) act like an expert on it. They always count on other people's experiences rather than their own. This disgusting behavior usualy occurs over AIM because that's the easiest time to search for things on www.google.com. Without the internet they would be nothing.

me: the abrams tank kicks ass. so does the ak47. its a powerful mofo and pwnts newbs

Gaydes: The M1A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank has a AGT-1500 turbine engine with a 120mm M256 Smooth Bore Cannon.
The Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 shoots a 7.62 × 39 mm cartridge and has a barrel length of 415 mm.

me: you fucking internet faggot you are so fucking gay.

internet faggot by Peetars August 25, 2006

hello internet

A cringe video by Daniel Howell aka Dan Is Not On Fire

Hello internet is so cringe

hello internet by Such cringe May 24, 2017

Internet 

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

Internet by Jon May 13, 2005

Internet Prank 

A prank located on the World Wide Web, usually disguised as a hyperlink.

Ryan: GAHHHHHHHH!
Michael: Whats wrong dude?
Ryan: I just opened up that link you sent me; <www.1227.com>.
Michael: Don't you hate Internet Pranks? Lol.

Internet Prank by Michael Who? February 23, 2009

internet wuss* 

An internet wuss is someone who can be a complete asshole on the internet and say shit about everything but in real life is a fucking kiss-ass nice guy. For example if its your boyfriend, online he could be like "Youre such an uncaring selfish bitch! Stop talking so much!" Then in real life turn around and softly set his hand on your shoulder. "Darling, shh... concider everyone else's feelings"
These people are everywhere.

Oh get the fuck away from me, Tom. I dont want any of your internet wuss bullshit.

Stop hiding behind your computer screen and fight me for real you damn rpging internet wuss*.

internet wuss* by Lilllith December 28, 2005