Poop cried

When you're doing something scary or intimidating and your body reacts involuntarily to the fear by simultaneously pooping and crying, while your brain maintains its composure.

"I think I poop cried while driving that moving truck over the bridge!"

by Tine Machine September 07, 2015

coop the poop

a little French Canadian Italian boy who is crippled all the time even though he hops around wherever he goes and owns an android uh oh. he also rejects cheese all the time and no one knows why.

wow did you see coop the poop? I saw him crippling around Ikea one time.

by nothanksillpass November 27, 2019

prodigal poop

When the mound of poop is so big that it tries to ‘return home’ by going back into your anus.

Don’t forget to flush before the Prodigal Poop returns home.

by Farnsworth Framingham February 05, 2020

Poop-Sandwiching

The act of hard greifing and demolishing ones opponents in Rocket League

These people are poop-sandwiching

by MrPoopyButholeFartsAlot January 03, 2021

Revenge poop

Clogging someone’s toilet with prodigious amount of poop for the purpose of revenge.

After receiving the landlords eviction notice he proceeded to leave a revenge poop they would not forget.

by Shmedley VonDrake April 27, 2019

Trojan Poop

When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.

"What took you so long, you said you went to pee?"
"It was a Trojan poop!"

by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023

russian poops

the most poopiest log known to existince

OMG TOMMY HAD A RUSSIAN POOP! tommy;i have shit stain in muh pants yay russian poops

by b2byc2md3n March 17, 2022