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Dutch Auto-Trap

The act of a passenger letting rip with a toxic fart in a motorised vehicle which the other passengers or driver are unable to escape due to the vehicle being in motion.
Due to Gordons quick thinking of cranking up the car air conditioning he managed to avoid the worst of the dutch auto-trap that Claire had created.
by stuartduncan December 26, 2012
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dutch duffle bag

When a female’s hair is so long that it can be braided or put a pony tail, then put it in her anal cavity. Now the hair can used as a strap like on a duffle bag.
Scott is using the Dutch duffle bag method to carry around Krista again.
by Wontondingdong December 7, 2017
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Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.
Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.
by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020
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congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.
It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.
by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020
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Dutch dock adventure

When someone from dutchland travels to America to dock with guys on Grindr because they can't find anyone in their Homeland 🦌
Why can't I find anyone to dock with? I must chase my dreams and have a Dutch dock adventure.
by Kodak999 August 16, 2019
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automotive dutch oven

When somebody lets a dank fart out in a vehicle with passengers in it and locks the power window fuction from the drivers switch.
Ahhh sheit Matt just gave us the automotive dutch oven! My eyes are burning help us!
by bnr324life March 13, 2014
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The Full Dutch Breakfast

A session of fellation from an expat in Amsterdam while eating a boterham.
My day is off to a great start. She gave me the full Dutch Breakfast!
by Larkinloverules January 30, 2022
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