horny

be honest. you only searched this up in order to find the weird ass shit people write

you're probably horny right now

by sparrowep/sperou/sperouep/spar August 6, 2024

horny elk

The process of being penetrated by two well endowed gentlemen while simultaneously using your hand to pleasure the anus of another man.

Brent had his first time getting horny elk’d this weekend by the hot throuple down the block.

by RyC2002 June 24, 2023

Horni

Horni

Horni

by H@ppyt!m3s December 3, 2022

Horny Band

A band from the mid 2000s that you'd listen to in your friend's basement under a disco ball with 5 of your closest friends while you played monopoly together and talked about how shitty it is now that your parents are divorced.

Bro, I just found a new horny band, can I put it on the playlist?

by McGibbins October 22, 2020

National horny day

On june 23rd you can officially ask for nudes/sexual favors.

Person 1: Ayyo imma get her nudes cuz it's National horny day
Person 2: man that's creepy but you do you

by Mega-blongus April 16, 2021

Horny Hunters Hotties

A long, blonde haired male that is typically interested in primary school students. They seem to come across trans, but don't mess with the karate kid with diabetes, he will take offense!

Horny hunters hotties are amazing! Perfect age!

by NEZZIESCREATOR November 23, 2023

Horny Gaby

Gaby is horny

Horny Gaby -The person known as Gaby, is feeling an emotion that has made their entire being.

by Pepsi Max CAN May 17, 2020