Not A Shadchen, but magically matching up people
Bringing together people from around the globe, uniting them, into one big Shid Fam.
Bringing together people from around the globe, uniting them, into one big Shid Fam.
by Cuber Patner November 23, 2021
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by Jesus Christ
Davian Witjaksono had always loved cosy Heaven with its bewildered butterflies. It was a place where he felt happy.
He was a holy cocoa drinker with beautiful tail and cute whiskers. His friends saw him as a homeless human. Once, he had even rescued a careful Fabian Witjaksono from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ.
Davian gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.
As Davian stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.
"Look Davian," growled Jesus, with a holy glare that reminded Davian of holy blue bunny. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want believe in Jesus Christ. You owe me 9497 dollars."
Davian looked back, even more Panji and still fingering the holy sausage. "Jesus, sorry Jesus, I love my family," he replied.
They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two talented big-tits bunnies singing at a very holy Birthday and two holy uncles beating to the meat.
Davian regarded Jesus's tail and whiskers. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.
Jesus glared. "Do you want me to shove that holy sausage where the sun don't shine?"
Davian promptly remembered his holy values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his ass. "Here's what I owe you."
Jesus looked wet, his wallet blushing like a tender teapot.
Then Jesus came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
by Jesus Christ
Davian Witjaksono had always loved cosy Heaven with its bewildered butterflies. It was a place where he felt happy.
He was a holy cocoa drinker with beautiful tail and cute whiskers. His friends saw him as a homeless human. Once, he had even rescued a careful Fabian Witjaksono from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ.
Davian gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.
As Davian stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.
"Look Davian," growled Jesus, with a holy glare that reminded Davian of holy blue bunny. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want believe in Jesus Christ. You owe me 9497 dollars."
Davian looked back, even more Panji and still fingering the holy sausage. "Jesus, sorry Jesus, I love my family," he replied.
They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two talented big-tits bunnies singing at a very holy Birthday and two holy uncles beating to the meat.
Davian regarded Jesus's tail and whiskers. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.
Jesus glared. "Do you want me to shove that holy sausage where the sun don't shine?"
Davian promptly remembered his holy values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his ass. "Here's what I owe you."
Jesus looked wet, his wallet blushing like a tender teapot.
Then Jesus came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
by Licht#8577 November 23, 2021
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“HOLY SUPER CHICKEN NUGGIES!”
“WHAT’S WRONG?!”
“I WON THE LOTTO BUT I ONLY GOT $100,000,000 DOLLARS!”
“Oh that’s sad”
“WHAT’S WRONG?!”
“I WON THE LOTTO BUT I ONLY GOT $100,000,000 DOLLARS!”
“Oh that’s sad”
by Aveeeeee November 26, 2021
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Get the Holy fuck mug.The bathrooms here are a dangerous place… If you go to the first floor girls bathroom, you will most likely see bitches vaping or hear the bulimics.
You might also meet some of our pervert teachers and don’t worry we have enough to go around.
If you’re feeling down, go across the street where you are sure to find a fight in front of Dunkin Donuts.
You might also meet some of our pervert teachers and don’t worry we have enough to go around.
If you’re feeling down, go across the street where you are sure to find a fight in front of Dunkin Donuts.
by Ger Mama December 6, 2021
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Antonyms: Aware, Alluring, Bestowed, Un-Vexed, Serene, Known,” FACTS”, believable, un-hinged, “duh” “wbk” “wdym … o/c”
Antonyms: Aware, Alluring, Bestowed, Un-Vexed, Serene, Known,” FACTS”, believable, un-hinged, “duh” “wbk” “wdym … o/c”
Bro #1: HOLY HECKLING!!!!! (HH)
*shouts* *😳 *astonished*
Bro #2: What man.. wtf is holy heck-
*looks bewildered * 😧
Bro #1: I just tried that water 💦 bottle trick. you know … the one my man Charlie Puth uses in a ton of his content…and holy heckling that man is the CEO of thirst traps 🪤
Bro #2: ok …
Bro #1: OK … SO…
“HOLY HECKLING …”
*5 min later*
Bro #2: HOLY 🤬 STFU - man? What is it now?
*rolls eyes* *🙄*
Bro #1: I JUST WENT FROM 1K to 1.5K … HH.
*shouts* *😳 *astonished*
Bro #2: What man.. wtf is holy heck-
*looks bewildered * 😧
Bro #1: I just tried that water 💦 bottle trick. you know … the one my man Charlie Puth uses in a ton of his content…and holy heckling that man is the CEO of thirst traps 🪤
Bro #2: ok …
Bro #1: OK … SO…
“HOLY HECKLING …”
*5 min later*
Bro #2: HOLY 🤬 STFU - man? What is it now?
*rolls eyes* *🙄*
Bro #1: I JUST WENT FROM 1K to 1.5K … HH.
by Jukey Lovejoy December 9, 2021
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by Astudentatassumptionhighschool December 9, 2021
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