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Ghost in the Machine

A phantom sleeper virus installed on every single PC when it is made. Exactly 2 years after you activate your new PC, the Ghost in the Machine awakens and takes over, slowly destroying it until it no longer turns on.

Symptoms of a Ghost in the Machine include: flickering, forgetfulness, random restarts, a frozen screen comorbid with a persistent hourglass, and random deletion of important files. You may also encounter multiple "errors" and be asked to solve problems you don't know how to solve. Customer support usually pleads ignorance when you call their 1-800 number.
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "The Ghost in the Machine spooked it and I can't find it now."
by BethanyGM February 7, 2010
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ghost dick

when a guys bangs a girl and eventually leaves before anybody finds out, or even before the girl he banged wakes up in her room... like it never happened.
jim: hey mike, did you here little timmy banged angie at the party last night.

mike: no man, really? i was there too, man he must a ghost dicked her then cause nobody seen it and he was gone before we woke up!

Angie waking up that mornin...
man why is my pussy soar....aww goddamn it! little timmy pulled the old ghost dick trick again..
by dfinster February 21, 2010
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Ghost Crabs

A crab infestation so horrific that it may be possible for the crabs to spread without sexual contact, since clothing can not contain them. It is as if the crabs have the ability to phase through the infected person's clothing and that of others, thus attempting to use their ghostly powers to reach a pandemic state.
Brooke: "Mike is so hot! Too bad that he has ghost crabs."

Alison: "I know, yesterday I had lunch with him and had to shave my junk as soon as I got home."
by Enid McGraw November 11, 2009
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Ghost Squad

A detroit based street gang and rap group signed onto Wu-Tang Records, started in 2003, spread across the midwest with rapidly growing numbers, noted by their necklaces that say:
G 8 15 19 20 19

Or grey/black/white urban camoflauge bandanas hanging from the back left pocket.

Consists of all races, allied with infamous biker gangs, and fellow street gangs.

Rival to the street gangs Bloods, Latin Kings, and Vice Lords.
"Eyo, I heard the GHOST SQUAD replaces they names wit numbaz nigga, how the fuck they gon' do that and NOT get noticed?"

"Ghost Squad - Jihad - Wu-Tang!"
by JihadAllStar July 29, 2005
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Ghost Tits

A female who goes extremely out of her way to hide her huge boobs. Then comes the day shes wearing something more revealing and you discover the magical truth.
Brian- Herman did you fucking see Jen today?
Herman- Yeah dude in that low cut shirt! I never knew she had such beautiful ghost tits this whole.
by Schermacide October 28, 2013
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Ghost loads

When you jerk off so much in a short time you end up pumping out nothing and it just hurts
7 times in an hour and I was just shooting ghost loads
by nbsalad May 26, 2018
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ghost-fuck

Do your girl doggystyle and when she's not paying attention, switch out with your homie. Then proceed to walk around the bed, acting like nothing is going on. When she realizes its not you doing her, your friend has to quickly pull out and hide under the bed, leaving the impression she was being fucked by a ghost.
"Me and Frank ghost-fucked her"
by Davey Jone's Locker September 12, 2016
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