Turkish Flap Doodle

The act of ingesting a gold chain, defecating it, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

I caught my wife stealing my gold chain to use in a Turkish Flap Doodle

by Askalotl July 7, 2025

w faps

Good masturbation material

Friend 1: Yo bro, I just found some w faps for the day
Friend 2: Thanks, goon-lord

by Crasherfunkey July 20, 2025

L faps

A way to describe an unattractive person, or in more simpler terms someone you wouldn’t masturbate to.

This girl in my Spanish class is L faps

by Cape more Huzz August 28, 2025

Heavenly Faps

A fap so prideful it sends you to heaven

Person 1: yo bro this video you sent me was some heavenly faps
Person 2: nah nigga you floating rn you in heaven

by jerCough October 5, 2025

kebab flap

The flab of fat on an obese woman’s stomach, kinda like a kebab flap (originating from the regions of Armenia)

I could see her kebab flap from a mile away

by Splarging November 15, 2025

Mud Flap

The unholy act of dragging ass to vag without a rinse, where leftover poop gets squeegeed off by the pussy lips — now playing the noble role of mud flaps. Often followed by a smell, regret, and the kind of silence that ends relationships — or breakfast plans.

Tony (opening the door):
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”

Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”

by BucketBear December 25, 2025

Dangity Flip-Flap

1. Oh look at the mishap which as occured.
2. Amazing how that happened.

1. Dangity flip-flap, I spilled my soda.
2. Dagity flip-flap, look how he jumped over that fence.

by Helmut & Jeff December 12, 2003