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Get the Douch Casserole mug.A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.
"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"
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(Guy#1) Hey man I can't stand Tommy anymore. He has been such an asshole lately. I think I am going to key his car!
(Guy#2) No don't do that dude. Just because he is a douchebag doesn't mean you have to be a douche-back!
(Guy#2) No don't do that dude. Just because he is a douchebag doesn't mean you have to be a douche-back!
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Turd: right!?! No one smokes the Douche Flute like Tommy B!!
Turd: right!?! No one smokes the Douche Flute like Tommy B!!
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