passive-depressive

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017

Gucci Depression

When you are depressed but you are Gucci as in good, fine, etc.

I have Gucci Depression.
I am depressed but I'm okay, good, etc.

by XxStar.c.s.xx November 26, 2017

depression tear

When your cry out of depression. You're a depression tear.

"Nathan is a depression tear"

"Yea he's always crying"

by Hiimsadybutlitty December 11, 2017

Depression

Something i always have

Me: i have crippling depression

by Trashcan45 February 27, 2018

Depression

Something that you probably have. Normally used if you have no GF/BF, no friends and that of the such.

I have crippling depression - Guy writing this

by Nemonion March 15, 2018

Depression

Reaching into your chicken McNugget box ready to eat the 6th nugget that was supposed to be there. Then sadly realizing they forgot the 6th one. #depression

“I have depression I wanted another nugget”

by Urban legend gal May 12, 2018

depressed dolphin

a sad third wheeler, after being ditched by flaky fuck

your a depressed dolphin man.

by depressed dolphin 101 March 10, 2017