Dan Moment

when you say something mean but take it back and say "IM JUST JOSHING"

Man 1:"You are very short"
Man 2:"Why would you say that"
Man 1:"I'M JUST JOSHING"
Man 2:"That's Dan Moment"

by godgamer1234 May 18, 2021

The Dan effect

When someone's reaction to something scary is scarier than the thing itself.

Movie: OOGA BOOGA
You: aaa
Your friend: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: AAAAaaaAaaaAAAAAAAAa
Dangit, you got got by the Dan effect

by Dooby dooby doo bah May 26, 2021

Dan

An absolute Twat who’s never on his fookin phone and doesn’t ever reply to anyone when they are trying to set something up

He never answers his phone.
What a Dan.

by The huuuge Cheese May 30, 2021

lube dan

when ur friend dan enjoys to be inebriated (lubed up if you will), and is so constantly lubed up that he earns the nickname lube dan

"have you seen lube dan today?" "yeah he is on the front porch smoking a cig"

by lubedansbiggestfan August 8, 2021

Ugly Dan

Ugly Dan is a fat hag who only cares about money and fame and uses you for food and money.

Ugly Dan: Hey be my friend

Girl 1: Ok

Ugly Dan: Lets go to your house we can have food there oh and can I have some money to buy something I don’t have any allowance.

Girl 1: Um, ok. Here’s 10,000$

Ugly Dan: SORRY I have to go.

by toby x shrek August 12, 2021

Dan

A true believer and servant of the deity goddess of VWAP, they are often subject to intense discrimination but although they have been stifled for years, their "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"s can be heard for miles around

*Loud Autistic noises in the background*
Oh no, the DANS are reeing again

by VWAPGUIDEUS August 25, 2021

Dan.

Wow, what a guy. If i had to describe myself in 3 words id say 'there isn't 3 words great enough to describe my very being'. That's it really, basically the best man living on this here very earth, i say basically i mean definitely but hes a good guy you know, he's not as bad as most people like on the earth theres been some very bad people like hitler i believe he killed quite a few people, yeah dan definitely isn't as bas as him, most average people aren't as bad as hitler. But yeah i don't know, follow me on Instagram @fredricks_the_breadsticks_65

Polly: Whats your name
Mason: dan.
polly: Oh okay, i thought it Was mason

Mason: its dan.

by Breadstick_shaun the praun September 2, 2021