Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.

"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."

by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023

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Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.

Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.

by ROBop March 18, 2023

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Coffee Bong

A Japanese Coffee device known as a syphon.

He made a strong brew with his coffee bong.

by pornstitute April 25, 2023

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Coffeejellyaddict

The coolest account on Instagram
Totally not gay 100%
Mitski cult leader
Won't send feet pics, so don't even ask
Overall a way too lovable b\tch (bitch in a gender neutral way)

Omfg guys look coffeejellyaddict doesn't have only mitski songs on receptify 😨😨😨😨

by pegsyourdad June 3, 2023

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