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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
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i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
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by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009
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Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes
by Cjashh November 12, 2020
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Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.
" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"
by John232115 March 24, 2010
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Cracker Thursday

A holiday celebrating the crackas on Thursday. Occurs every Thursday
Henry: Happy cracker Thursday
Brandon: Happy cracker Thursday
by tsgorgeous February 9, 2023
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Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.
Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!
by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023
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