Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.
1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken
2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is
3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship
4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together
5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend
6. Nod up: Sup
Nod down: respect
7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there
8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him
1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken
2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is
3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship
4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together
5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend
6. Nod up: Sup
Nod down: respect
7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there
8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him
by fujh May 15, 2023
Get the Bro codemug. developers coding
by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022
Get the Codingmug. If two men make the Freaky Friday Code Of Honor, it means in the event they switch bodies, they are given permission to look at, jerk off, or use for sex their new penis that technically belongs to the other man.
Me and Brian just agreed to the terms of the Freaky Friday Code Of Honor. Finally I’ll be able to see his dick if we switch bodies!
by Eggstra Stinky January 3, 2021
Get the Freaky Friday Code Of Honormug. Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.
A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:
$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {
$id = rand(1, 10000000);
mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}
$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {
$id = rand(1, 10000000);
mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}
by EnglishMouse October 3, 2012
Get the Vogon Poetry Codemug. by Shang abi November 22, 2021
Get the AYQ morse codemug. by CoreCascade October 15, 2018
Get the dry codingmug. Dumbasses who think AI is an actually useful tool and not a passing fad who integrate it into their daily life, especially to "code" using some bloated closed source bullshit like VS Code.
These are usually the same apple stans who would suck on Tim Cook's dick 24/7 365.
These are usually the same apple stans who would suck on Tim Cook's dick 24/7 365.
Idiot "coder": "I just vibe coded a wowzers awesome sauce game in Javascript with ChatGPT and VS Code!"
Vim using minimalist Debian chad: "You didn't code you fucking idiot."
The idiot "coder" proceeds to have an autistic meltdown over the fact that their cock sucking fat asses will never be able to conjure up any sort of intelligence to write actual code.
Vim using minimalist Debian chad: "You didn't code you fucking idiot."
The idiot "coder" proceeds to have an autistic meltdown over the fact that their cock sucking fat asses will never be able to conjure up any sort of intelligence to write actual code.
by blint324 September 5, 2025
Get the Vibe Codedmug.