Resting Boston face

When you look mean, but you’re really just from Boston…. And you’re mean.

I stayed far away from that guy over at the bar with the Guinness and the resting Boston face.

by Dot rat 999 August 8, 2023

Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.

Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!

by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023

Michael bortolussi

Michael bortolussi is a type of sexual toy inserted anally. It’s used primarily on a sex swing between a lesbian couple. It’s similar to a so called “strap on”

Hey baby are we gonna use the Michael bortolussi tonight?

by Michael bortolussi lover 99 December 17, 2024

michael bortolussi

Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.

honey get the michael bortolussi im feeling romantical

by Michael bortolussi lover 99 January 15, 2025

The Boston Bottlecap

The receiver stands up with their legs and genitalia uncovered, and the performer slides their head down under the crotch, and places their teeth on the scrotum, gripping the testicles by clenching down with the teeth. Then, twisting the testicles counter-clockwise until the balls fully lose blood circulation (usually appearing as a white or pale shade)

“Dude, my bitch went crazy last week and gave me The Boston Bottlecap, I couldn’t cum right for a week”

by Beatmall April 6, 2026

Angel Bolton

Angel Bolton is a stunning and charismatic young woman born in Mississippi, known for her natural beauty and magnetic personality. With a warm heart, a radiant smile, and a presence that lights up any room, she captivates those around her effortlessly. Angel’s charm isn’t just in her looks but in her kindness, confidence, and the way she makes people feel valued. She embodies both Southern grace and a spirited energy that makes her truly unforgettable.

Angel Bolton is a leader not a follower, to know her is truly a blessing within its self.

by YB Tha Mac March 15, 2025

Angel Bolton

Angel Bolton is a stunning and charismatic young woman born in Mississippi, known for her natural beauty and magnetic personality. With a warm heart, a radiant smile, and a presence that lights up any room, she captivates those around her effortlessly. Angel’s charm isn’t just in her looks but in her kindness, confidence, and the way she makes people feel valued. She embodies both Southern grace and a spirited energy that makes her truly unforgettable.

Angel Bolton walked into the room with a radiant smile, her presence so captivating that everyone couldn’t help but be drawn to her warmth and charm.

by YB Tha Mac March 16, 2025