Boats

A nickname for a job title that is a called a Boatswain Mate in the US Navy.

Hey Boats you a going to stand watch today down on the pier.

by Ldmnc01 March 19, 2019

whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008

Navy Boats

Navy Boats

Man 1: Navy Boats!
Man 2: Navy Boats!

by TheDeepDebunk September 24, 2019

Gravy boat

When you read the message of the person your talking to right away.

Damn my sugar daddy gravy boated me so much last night! I think hes gunna buy me a new gucci purse.

by i-duncare January 1, 2017

Mud Boat Tuggy

The mud boat tuggy is a sex move where the female give the male a (tuggy) but with her butt cheeks.

Him: i wanna try something different tonight

Her: what did you have in mind?
Him: a tuggy but with your butt
Him: a mud boat tuggy if you will

by Wander7119 March 2, 2025

Yard boat

Noun: a boat in the yard. Not just a boat, but a bot that has no business anywhere, but the yard. A boat that is most definitely not seaworthy.

I took a picture a yard boat in the desert when we went camping.

Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?

by Amyblackwellcomedy October 15, 2021

Baltimore boat wreck

When 2 guys are bridging a lady and she calls for a switch and one guy dies not rotate to the right and the guys bang erect dicks.

This dude was total amateur hour she called switch and dude went left, had a Baltimore boat wreck. Just awkward...

by Binky D April 10, 2024