A beer that you drink as soon as you arrive home to prevent you from leaving again, i.e. driving back to work or to pick up a friend at the airport. A safety beer guarantees you a free pass as no one would ask you to drink and drive.
Boss I would love to come back in but I have had a safety beer.
Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.
Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.
by Pseudoname99 August 20, 2013
Get the Safety Beer mug."A: Wow did you go to the beach today? You got a sun-burnt!
B: Oh no. I just had a beer. Did the reddish come on my cheeks again?
A: Guess I could call it a beer burnt."
B: Oh no. I just had a beer. Did the reddish come on my cheeks again?
A: Guess I could call it a beer burnt."
by Kara Westley October 3, 2013
Get the beer burnt mug.Commonly used to figure out how many beers or wine coolers have been drank by your friends at a social gathering.
(it's almost never correct)
(it's almost never correct)
Party host: "Whoa! the whole 24 pack is gone! how much have you guys drank?"
Guy 1: "Well I drank 6"
Guy 2: "I only had 5"
Party host: "and I had 5, so who drank the last beer?"
Guy 1: "Not me"
Guy 2: "Not me"
Party host: "Fucking beer math!!"
Guy 1: "Well I drank 6"
Guy 2: "I only had 5"
Party host: "and I had 5, so who drank the last beer?"
Guy 1: "Not me"
Guy 2: "Not me"
Party host: "Fucking beer math!!"
by The God of Pinch Harmonics October 15, 2011
Get the Beer Math mug.by mad dog 22 June 14, 2011
Get the beer goggles mug."Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!
by FatMannnnnn September 18, 2011
Get the Beer Boner mug.As much fun as it sounds, beer poop is actually a remedy for the clogged anus that sometimes befalls certain cheese-ridden individuals. It is similar to an enema, though it employs the technology of carbonation.
To perform the beer poop on a sickly individual:
1) Bend that sucker over and drop their pants.
2) Open a long neck beer and shake it up with your thumb atop the bottle.
3) Let the thumb go and immediately insert the neck of the beer into the sick individual's anus.
4) Try to catch the quickly exiting turds for bonus points.
Bonus points if your beer poop is performed by Ron Jeremy, and/or you host videos of beer pooping on the network servers of Duke University.
To perform the beer poop on a sickly individual:
1) Bend that sucker over and drop their pants.
2) Open a long neck beer and shake it up with your thumb atop the bottle.
3) Let the thumb go and immediately insert the neck of the beer into the sick individual's anus.
4) Try to catch the quickly exiting turds for bonus points.
Bonus points if your beer poop is performed by Ron Jeremy, and/or you host videos of beer pooping on the network servers of Duke University.
Man, all that Bojangles and Poppycock left me hurting for a beer poop.
Let's go watch beerpoop.avi in Guenther's room.
Let's go watch beerpoop.avi in Guenther's room.
by Macauley Whiting, Trinity Class of '03? 04?...06? 09er? January 30, 2005
Get the Beer Poop mug.Hold a beer bottle out horizontally down where ur package is, then have a girl (or guy if ur into that) get down on their knees. Then open the bottle and have them drink it. It will resemble the act of giving head. Hence the name "Beer head." I guess you could shake it up first and try to get it to spray all over them if you wanted. The possiblities are endless. enjoy!
by William Hardmaster January 18, 2006
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