When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls
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This look is post circa 2000 but had some similar types prior but is more
common now, actually quite prolific.
The name describes pretty much everything, a collector of filth on a man's chin -
the unkempt look extends to the whole persona but is currently socially
acceptable.
Has a generally unhealthy life, repetetive, posturing, feeling of a constant
hang over , smells like stale smoke in the back of a wet sedan.
This type will be always drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, vaping, gaming, doing lottery
has cocaine addiction because of his club days out of high school and never found
traction in a career is just schlepping with the 10 hour shifts for someone else
in a reflective vest.
The staple hobby of the Ashtray Beard is being a locked in die hard sports-fan of course.
This type can be married or single. If married has a very loud obnoxious wife who
one ups him in constant barrage of insults and always whoring around.
Usually drives a Dodge Ram truck but that is irrelevant.
Any vehicle that is owned by the bank is his ride and he's proud
to tell you that you need to go buy a new truck like him
since he thought the guy at the dealership was being his
friend when he told him to tell others about the
no money down prime rate for the 2026 Truck.
This look is post circa 2000 but had some similar types prior but is more
common now, actually quite prolific.
The name describes pretty much everything, a collector of filth on a man's chin -
the unkempt look extends to the whole persona but is currently socially
acceptable.
Has a generally unhealthy life, repetetive, posturing, feeling of a constant
hang over , smells like stale smoke in the back of a wet sedan.
This type will be always drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, vaping, gaming, doing lottery
has cocaine addiction because of his club days out of high school and never found
traction in a career is just schlepping with the 10 hour shifts for someone else
in a reflective vest.
The staple hobby of the Ashtray Beard is being a locked in die hard sports-fan of course.
This type can be married or single. If married has a very loud obnoxious wife who
one ups him in constant barrage of insults and always whoring around.
Usually drives a Dodge Ram truck but that is irrelevant.
Any vehicle that is owned by the bank is his ride and he's proud
to tell you that you need to go buy a new truck like him
since he thought the guy at the dealership was being his
friend when he told him to tell others about the
no money down prime rate for the 2026 Truck.
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Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
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