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Big Bang 

The universe didn't explode out of nothing, stupid. Anyone with half a working brain can reason that the concept of "nothing" is a big fat lie. Scientific evidence points to the theory that the universe we live in is constantly expanding and contracting. In other words, the universe has quite possibly always existed. If you want to be deep and spiritual about it, you could say that the universe (and other universes, or just all of creation) is God Himself. Maybe. How would I know? Nobody knows.
ANYWAY, according to the Big Bang theory, in the "beginning" the universe, ALL of the universe, was a hyper-super-ultra-mega dense ball of stuff. It was SO freakin' dense, it burst and expanded. The universe will continue to expand until it can't anymore, at which point it will begin to contract upon itself, becoming more and more dense, until the whole process must repeat itself again. Forever and ever.
Everything has always existed, but in the "beginning" it was simply travel sized...Until the Big Bang happened.
Big Bang by Everbound Venvel January 26, 2009
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mormon bang 

WHEN YOU LURE UNSUSPECTING MORMON GIRLS BANGING ON YOUR DOOR INTO YOUR HOME AND DO HORRIBLE THINGS.
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Guilt Free Bang 

The act of intercourse for married couples who, because of beliefs, did not have sex prior to marriage.
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An informal and usually non-romantic gathering of two or more people where it is clearly understood that you are being invited to come over for socializing and to have sex.
I exchanged numbers with that hot guy Alec I met at the club 2 weeks ago. We've been talking and even though I don't see him as boyfriend material because he's kind of dumb but. I do think he's too hot not to have sex with. So, I've invited him over Friday night for a Hang and Bang. I'm hoping you'll want join us.
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