pocket boner 

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff

I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!

pocket boner by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009

Internet Boner 

The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.

An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.

Internet Boner by acontributer September 9, 2009

architechtural boner

A building that is so amazing that it is worthy of a boner.

"Look there's the Taj Mahal"
"Woah, what an architechtural boner!"

architechtural boner by oneboner April 28, 2010

walking boner 

Horny beyond belief and wanting to fuck anything that moves.

I'm soo horny, I feel like a walking boner!

walking boner by mookie's zj June 23, 2011

Bacon Boner 

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

Bacon Boner by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

negative boner 

instead of getting a boner you get a boner into your body or

turned off

Friend: i was with this girl last night and i got a negative boner
Other friend: cool story bro

negative boner by AsianWoveTaco April 3, 2012

massage boner 

A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.

Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.

massage boner by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013