I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

I Learned The Clarinet at School by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012

Cause you touch yourself at night... 

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

Cause you touch yourself at night... by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009

get two birds stoned at once 

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

where the hoes at 

When you and your homeboys are hanging out and the one with the least bitches ask this question

Aye bro, where the hoes at?

where the hoes at by Two90 August 31, 2015

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

I learned the clarinet at school by Johnlock November 4, 2012

i'm the g.o.a.t. 

G.reatest
O.f
A.ll
T.ime

He's such a chump, i'm the g.o.a.t.
I'm the fucking G.O.A T., bro

i'm the g.o.a.t. by HalfJamaican May 26, 2016

M.A.T.H.S. 

The acronym M.A.T.H.S. stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.

We use M.A.T.H.S. at almost every point of the day, whether we're working out how to thread our shoelaces, calculating the optimal moment on which to embark upon a conversation, or, if you can fly, planning your trajectory for the journey to work.

M.A.T.H.S. by green923jade May 1, 2017