I hate you

I want to pluck hairs off your toes with my lips until I have enough to make a hair ball, and then I’ll do it again, and again, until I can stack them on top of eachother and make a hairman.

ava: i hate you

evin: really?? you’re nasty
ava: i hate you

by this is definitellly a joke October 30, 2025

I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.

I guess you don’t like me

by anonymous March 12, 2022

I love you to the back of the moon

When you love someone to the moon and back it’s a very long distance.

When you love someone to the back of the moon you love them to the moon and to infinity!

Baby I love you to the back of the moon

by KAB September 24, 2020

i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

by 22 years November 20, 2020

i pink you

A word stolen or made up from the popular phrase " I purple you" used by BTS and Army (The BTS fandom), which was made by Blackpink fans in attempt to make something iconic as the "I purple you" phrase.

A person might say "I pink you" which is a reference to "I purple you"

by Cocoanutmusk April 23, 2023

lalala i cant hear you

the act of telling people you dont want to hear they're bitch ass blabbing so you go "lalala i can't hear you" to show you fucking hate them and want them to really shut up

Nate: Its just math, how the fuck are you fail-
Keith: Lalala i cant hear you
Nate: Fuck you

by uranium eater February 13, 2025

i love you

“i love you.” 3 words that have lots of different meanings even though they shouldnt. if someone tells you they love you, they should mean it. its not okay to tell someone you love them when you dont.

person 1: i love you, i always will.
person 2: i love you too.

by nanaaaaaa August 31, 2023