Mountainville Academy

It actually sucks. You might as well be kept hostage by the Taliban. Some days you can see Satan himself in the halls.

That school mountainville academy is ass

by Bug Ounce March 2, 2020

Paddington Academy

A prison like building that may deceive you via its building and open day, however by signing the contract you have earnt yourself a seven year sentence in an NPC producing factory. Beware of silent transitions and teachers waiting to give you an hour for not saying good morning back. You may also be exposed to revealing your socks due to an unprecedented sock check. Note. Must be navy or black or you get an hour. Some teachers start off good but due to their training they are evolved into another non playable character whose reason for living is purely sentencing you to confinement in a room after school, where you pretend to do work. This is not to mention the exams they make you do RIGHT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS?! And the endless pile of homework you have to do for teachers that don't even take time out of their day to mark it.

polly: Come to paddington academy, its great!
jamal adbulaziz abdulrahman the second: no thanks, ive heard its part of the matrix

by Im telling the truth LLLLLL January 11, 2023

ursuline academy of dallas

a lovely school in dallas texas, filled with only the best and brightest girls. They are incredibly talented, versatile and dynamic young women, who will undeniably change the world. hockaday girls wish that they could attend such an outstanding academy.

the new building has enriched the campus in an exemplary way. we bag guys from all over the metroplex, including jesuit, st marks, HP, greenhill, and cistercian.

mother: where do you want to go to high school?
daughter: i don’t want to be a hockahoe, so i’d love to go to ursuline academy of dallas. grizzle, grizzle.

by loverofbears October 5, 2022

The Kingston Academy

Colloquially known as tka. A leng school in Kingston upon Thames where kids get lessons on rizz.

Daym dem tka kids are growing gyatts now.

You got that tka sigmatic rizz

The Kingston Academy kicked Craig Cummings out

by Little Nigel May 28, 2024

Notre Dame Academy, Toledo

A sisterhood.

All-girls, Catholic, prestigious, College Prep School.
A school that only nda girls could truly understand.

"Girls who want to marry a Doctor, attend St. Ursula. Girls who want to become a Doctor, attend Notre Dame."

"I hope my daughter graduates from Notre Dame Academy one day"

"Notre Dame Academy, Toledo is an amazing institution & community."

by katie18 May 31, 2019

Harborne Academy

Possibly the worst secondary to ever exist
Has a survival rate of 2%
Transmitted through bodily fluids
Keep distance from any student from that school as you took might die

Person 1: yeah I went to harborne academy

Person 2: *runs away*

by H3h3h00h00 May 4, 2024

north oxfordshire academy.

North oxfordshire academy a peice of shit that dont give a fuck about its students only the reputation of the school, teachers care about uniform especially shoes (tf are they looking at feet for) more than the schools bullying and education.

anyone who goes here will tell you that they want to either die or burn it down.

Person 1: wow theyre depressed
Person 2: cant blame them look at theyre uniform, they go to north oxfordshire academy.

by Gaybo #1 January 27, 2024