Answers Addicted Asshole 

Someone who is addicted to spending their whole life on yahoo answers. They have no life - making it weird as they think they can improve other peoples...

Mary- your a right Answers Addicted Asshole

Answers Addicted Asshole by The Hex December 25, 2008

sack-a-assholes 

generally, sack-a-assholes are male. typically Only MEN are infected with the growing epidemic. Unknown as to why More men seem to become affected with the, what seems to be a serious permant condition. symptons include rapid mouth movement, sudden bursts of rude and childish selfish words. once affected the host will engage in an argument with a female in usually a close relationship with the infected.l once that happens it becomes air born pathagin....then becoming SACK-A-ASSHOLES

sack-a-assholes {one} but becoming More than one.....{ subject one says what are you writing about....subject 2 dosnt answer.... subject 1 : Fuck you what the fuck and gets all pist off}

suject two what the fuck is your problem YOU SACK-A-ASSHOLES.....
in short A DICK.

sack-a-assholes by candyshaine March 23, 2012

That One Negative Asshole 

When you are looking at the most hilarious posting on the Internet, and there is a rate section, and most are thumbs up and one thumb down...Unfortunately.

That One Negative Asshole has to try and spoil everything. sigh. Can't they get a grip on life, and piss their pants every once in a while?

That One Negative Asshole by Abraham's Adversary December 3, 2016

Asshole buddy 

An aquaintence, such as a coworker, fellow church member, etc. with whom another person maintains a mutually beneficial relationship, all the while not actually liking that person at all.

I'm going to need a few extra pens so I can take some home. I'd better ask my asshole buddy in the supply room to hook me up.

Asshole buddy by Petrabid October 2, 2015

Asshole Fractal 

The coordinated team effort by all the inanimate objects around you to completely and totally fuck with a person for no apparent reason other than their own amusement.

I believe it was Mandelbrot who forgot to warn us of the Africanized bee-swarming, black cloud-ish shit storm where inanimate objects all collude to fuck with us when they're bored. It's called the asshole fractal.

Asshole Fractal by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

Bleached Asshole 

What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.

Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.

Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.

Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.

Bleached Asshole by Andres Aragon Camara July 9, 2006

asshole 

a girl's other hole. an exit and an entrance

"I needed KY jelly yo fuck my girlfriend in her tight asshole".

asshole by Mr. Worm April 10, 2005